You know what I mean, right? right?
I MEAN YOU WANT TO MASTURBATE.
so you settle down with your tools all ready to get to work and then...
YOUR VIBRATOR STARTS TALKING TO YOU!!!
wouldn't you think you'd gone insane? or that your mother had walked in on you? or that God was shouting at you?
really, who the fuck thought a talking dildo would be a good idea? never mind naming a sex toy freddy. look at that evil face on it! i wouldn't let that thing anywhere near my-
now here's an idea i can get on board with. vibrating shorts. how convenient! you could have naughty time anywhere. on the bus, at a friends, in the cinema...
i haven't thought about actually doing that. but it would be pretty fucking sweet to have the option.
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