Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Old Ladies

I was in Liverpool yesterday sat having a coffee (it had chocolate shavings and was better than anything I'd ever drunk) and I saw two old ladies making out.

I could've been shocked or disgusted. Really, I was kind of impressed.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Orgasms

The thing is, all orgasms are great. I don’t know how some women can be unsure as to whether they’ve had one because when you do you know. Kinda like you know when there’s been an earthquake underneath your house.
But then, there are those supreme orgasms, the ones that are just off the charts pleasurable. They leave you feeling like you’ve just run a marathon. Your entire body literally convulses with pleasure, they’re that good. I’m not sure why some orgasms are just better than others. Perhaps it’s something to do with technique or the person you’re with. I hope I’ll find out one day.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Why...

...does the water taste better out of the kitchen tap than the bathroom tap?