How Do You Eat Yours

don't ask why i enjoy searching for vibrators masquerading as "massagers". its just funny. this one had me wondering though...

what the hell is that creme egg for???

(it was called the Golden Glass Adult Wand, btw)

Lifestyle Choice

i've been pondering downstairs deforestation lately. i mean, you're either one or the other, a bald eagle or a welcome mat. but there ain't no excuse for a little hitler.

ok so you probably don't want to know, but i prefer to leave a landing strip. shaving scares me. i even wax my legs and underarms, thats how bad razors scare the shit outta me.

but my girlfriend (can i just have a moment to gloat? my GIRLFRIEND! MY AMAZING, CUTE, FUNNY, TALENTED GIRLFRIEND) prefers the nubile look. i'm not saying that this is causing major conflict or anything. its kind of just like oh, thats interesting.

this leads me to another point: why do boys have so fewer decisions to make than girls?