Sunday, March 14, 2010

Its That Time Again

Adam & Eve Magic Massager Handheld Personal MassagerTrust me, this girl doesn't need a vibrator. What I don't get is the name. Something tells me that Adam and Eve didn't have vibrators. Or that they didn't need them. Hence the human race (if that's what you believe).

In fact, God would have to be pretty stupid to provide Eve with a vibrator.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Tagged! Like being tangoed but less orange

A-

Available: NO! I can't write that enough.
Age: 21

Annoyances: when people walk ridiculously slowly in front of me and when someone sets off the stinkin fire alarm in the dorm.
Afternoons or mornings: afternoons


B
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Best Friend: tom tom
Beer: fosters
Birthday: april 11th
Best month: august
Best day: Sunday

C
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Crush: zooey deschanel (with blonde hair)
Candy: fruit pastilles
Color: purple :)
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Criminal Record: indecent exposure

D
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Day or Night: night
Dream Vehicle: um, a helicopter?

E
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Easiest Person To Talk To: Tomtom
Eggs: boiled
Everday Routine: Wake up, feed our kitty, nom some cereal, text ginny, go to classes, come home and eat whilst flatmates congregate to watch friends, call ginny/tomtom, maybe go out with ginny, time for bed.

F
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First Crush: melissa joan hart
Fuck vs Feck: fuck. although I'm partial to abit of irish
Fave piece of clothing: my pink cyberdog tutu
Fave song: Violet by Hole
Future: is firmly ahead of me (Frasier quote!!!)

G
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Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: worms
Giver or Taker: mmm, sounds kinky! bth
Greatest moment in life: walking home from a massive night out holding hands with the most gorgeous girl in the world :D
Gold or Silver: silver

H
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Hair: red (think hayley outta paramore in the crushcrushcrush days)
Hat: beret
Hugs: are a distraction whilst your bra is unhooked 0__0

I
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Ice Cream: cookies and cream
Instrument: little known fact, I played clarinet for four years. I still can too!
Is there anything you would tell yourself 3 years ago: you will one day get laid
Invisible for a Day: I can't think of any invisible deeds other than dirty ones

J-
Jewelry: not much
Job: who knows?
Jeans: I'll take mine skinny

K

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King for a day: I'd knight russell howard. Sir Russell!

M-
Music: anything with angry girls involved
Movie: But I'm a Cheerleader!

O
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One Wish: good health for all those I love
One Phobia: caves
One song: That's What You Get by Paramore
One love: Ginny <3

P-
Part Of Your Personality That You Like: cheeky occasionally
Physical Feature on yourself you like: I got good knees
Physical Feature on opposite sex you like: pretty smiles


Q
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Quick or Slow: slooooooow
Queen for the day: um, can queens knight people? okay, I'll knight mitchell and webb too

R- 

Reason 2 Smile: friends
Reason 2 Cry: onions

S- 

Song You Last Heard: Hot Mess by Cobra Starship

W
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Worst Habits: sleeping in too late
Worst Day: Monday
Worst thing you own: hee hee hee, don't you read my blog?

I TAG YOU NOW SUCKERS!