Many stories of my frustrating virginity, which is self-inflicted because I can only find my own sex attractive. Oh shit.
Monday, April 14, 2008
It's a vibrator!
It's advertised as a "back massager". For fucks' sake, it's a vibrator! I can almost guarantee that everyone who purchases it does so with the intention of self-love (and I don't mean a nice back massage). And what is so wrong with that?! Why must we be ashamed of our carnal instincts!
I am a young, confused, fucked up little individual who leads a relatively normal (therefore possibly boring) life in the pursuit of sexual enlightenment. Hopefully.
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