How Do You Eat Yours

don't ask why i enjoy searching for vibrators masquerading as "massagers". its just funny. this one had me wondering though...

what the hell is that creme egg for???

(it was called the Golden Glass Adult Wand, btw)

Lifestyle Choice

i've been pondering downstairs deforestation lately. i mean, you're either one or the other, a bald eagle or a welcome mat. but there ain't no excuse for a little hitler.

ok so you probably don't want to know, but i prefer to leave a landing strip. shaving scares me. i even wax my legs and underarms, thats how bad razors scare the shit outta me.

but my girlfriend (can i just have a moment to gloat? my GIRLFRIEND! MY AMAZING, CUTE, FUNNY, TALENTED GIRLFRIEND) prefers the nubile look. i'm not saying that this is causing major conflict or anything. its kind of just like oh, thats interesting.

this leads me to another point: why do boys have so fewer decisions to make than girls?

Hey hey you you

I have a girlfriend. And she's the most fantastically fantastic girlfriend in the world.

Its so fucking awesome and scary!

Datou?

Yep, you read right. I have a date with a girl from the LGB society.

She asked me out, of course.

Does this classify me as a stud? No?

ciao

to me it seems that there is a compromise when it comes to blog: either have no life and blog plenty, or have a life but no time to blog...

so i'm sorry.

its not like i'm getting any.

yet.

But I'm a Cheerleader

This film is amazing. Watch it.

I'm Alive

Since someone made a dig about how I never blog, I thought to prove them wrong.

Let me tell you, you know you're desperate when you go on Match.com. Unfortunately, they don't advertise fuck bunnies :(