not tagged

okay, so i stand accused and guilty of not blogging for... a month? i'm not going checking how long so deal with it.

or just check yourself.

i still have three exams. i won't lie and say i'm prepared, but i really have a freshman attitude (pretty much who cares as long as i pass, tis only first year). i mean really i should enjoy this apathy while i can :P

my girlfriend is fucking A++ but shes in 2nd year so she kinda has to study. not to say that i'm not seeing her but more in a kind of temporary fuck bunny status. want me to go into the details? tough, i don't kiss and tell.

anyways:

a film i can always watch: either Ferris Bueller's Day Off or St. Trinians
a book i can always read: definitely Jane Eyre
a band i can always listen to: the long blondes

How Do You Eat Yours

don't ask why i enjoy searching for vibrators masquerading as "massagers". its just funny. this one had me wondering though...

what the hell is that creme egg for???

(it was called the Golden Glass Adult Wand, btw)

Lifestyle Choice

i've been pondering downstairs deforestation lately. i mean, you're either one or the other, a bald eagle or a welcome mat. but there ain't no excuse for a little hitler.

ok so you probably don't want to know, but i prefer to leave a landing strip. shaving scares me. i even wax my legs and underarms, thats how bad razors scare the shit outta me.

but my girlfriend (can i just have a moment to gloat? my GIRLFRIEND! MY AMAZING, CUTE, FUNNY, TALENTED GIRLFRIEND) prefers the nubile look. i'm not saying that this is causing major conflict or anything. its kind of just like oh, thats interesting.

this leads me to another point: why do boys have so fewer decisions to make than girls?

Hey hey you you

I have a girlfriend. And she's the most fantastically fantastic girlfriend in the world.

Its so fucking awesome and scary!

Datou?

Yep, you read right. I have a date with a girl from the LGB society.

She asked me out, of course.

Does this classify me as a stud? No?

ciao

to me it seems that there is a compromise when it comes to blog: either have no life and blog plenty, or have a life but no time to blog...

so i'm sorry.

its not like i'm getting any.

yet.

But I'm a Cheerleader

This film is amazing. Watch it.